Description
Welcome to Your Unrestricted Hipster Paradise.
Tired of rules? Great. This one-acre plot of total anarchy comes with two 1955 Spartan Royal Manor trailers, each with a bedroom, a bathroom, and enough vintage flair to make Elvis proud.
Whether you’re looking to channel your inner Marfa, go full Slab City rebel, or just finally park your Airstream next to trailers cooler than Airstreams, this is the spot for you.
There’s a 40-foot shipping container with massive covered parking (for your art, dreams, or bunker), plus a water well, septic, and TWO utility poles with extra RV hook-ups. That’s right; double the power, double the potential.
The wooden deck connects the trailers and practically begs for weird dinner parties, indie film screenings, or a Portlandia pop-up bar. Inside, you’ll find retro interiors with big windows, perfect for sipping cold brew and pretending you’ve finished that screenplay. A mix of colorful kitsch and practical use, the kitchen is fully equipped to whip up some kumbacha or a friendsgiving. There are two new (2025 installed) mini-splits for maximum comfort. A small bedroom and bath are located in the main Spartan. The primary suite in the second Spartan features office space, a large closet, and an en-suite bathroom. Want a sculpture garden? Tiny home village? Mushroom commune? Bring your solar system and go off-grid; You’re UNRESTRICTED baby!
No-one telling you what color to paint your door. No lawn police. Just vibes, freedom, and enough room to be as eccentric as your heart desires.
A Place for the artists, the weirdos, and anyone who thinks HOA stands for “Hand Over Autonomy.” Buy it, live it, love it.
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